Showing posts with label George Carlin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Carlin. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

George Carlin is in Hell

Another arrogant, self-righteous Christian.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

George Carlin: Interview with Jesus

"Interview with Jesus" - a funny bit about the ten commandments by the late George Carlin.

The God Question

"The God Question" - a funny bit about religion by the late George Carlin.



George Carlin (1937-2008) was a champion of free speech. Some thought he was the greatest comedian that had ever lived.

Although raised in the Roman Catholic faith (which he describes anecdotally on the albums FM & AM and Class Clown), Carlin often denounced the idea of God in interviews and performances, notably with his "Religion" and "There Is No God" routines as heard in You Are All Diseased.

Carlin also joked in his first book Brain Droppings that he worshiped the Sun, one reason being that he could actually see it. This was earlier mentioned in You Are All Diseased, along with the statement that he prayed to Joe Pesci (a good friend of his in real life) because "he's a good actor", and "looks like a guy who can get things done!"

In his HBO special Complaints and Grievances, Carlin introduced the "Two Commandments", a revised "pocket-sized" list of the Ten Commandments ending with the additional commandment of "Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."

(Source: Wikipedia)

Sunday, October 4, 2009

George Carlin - Religion is BULLSHIT


George Carlin May 12 1937 - June 22 2008

Thank you George Carlin, your insight was of huge importance for the human race, you will be greatly missed by many.You are forever in our thoughts.
 


"Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money." - George Carlin
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